The news is that Charlie Sheen has been verified as the coolest man/rockstar from mars on this planet. In homage to his greatness, here is his most quotable moments.
About his brain - "You'd be like 'unplug this bastard' because it fires in a way that is ,um, i don't know maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm"
About claims he is bipolar - "I'm bi-winning. I win here and i win there. Now what?"
About the last time he took drugs "I probably took more than anybody could survive. I was banging 7 gram rocks and finishing them because that's how i roll, i have one speed, I have one gear. go!"
"I've got tigers blood, man"
About people overdosing - "You should have read the directions before you showed up to the party"
"Can't is the cancer of happen"
"Especially when you see how i party man, it was EPIC, the run i was on made Sinatra,Flynn,Jagger,Richards all of them, just made them look like droopy eyed armless children"
"Stay away from the crack, drink chocolate milk"
"I heal really quickly"
"I am on a drug, its called CHARLIE SHEEN"
"Dying's for fools"
"I have tiger blood and adonis dna"
"I'm tired of pretending i'm not special, i'm tired of pretending i'm not bitching, a total freakin' rockstar from mars"
"You can't process me with a normal brain"
"Duh.Winning!"
"She picked a fight with a warlock"
"I've spent i think close to a decade, i don't know, effortlessly and magically converting your tin cans into pure gold"
"I'm on a drug called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."
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