Dog ate three of it's diabetic owners toes!!!

That's right, just a quickie. James Little, 61, from Oregon USA was sleeping and awoke to see that his dog had eaten 3 of his toes! Litte, who is diabetic, said 'he is doing fine'. Apparently the dog may have ate them due to an instinct to remove diseased flesh. Nice!

Charlie Sheen - The Most quotable man on earth

The news is that Charlie Sheen has been verified as the coolest man/rockstar from mars on this planet. In homage to his greatness, here is his most quotable moments.

About his brain - "You'd be like 'unplug this bastard' because it fires in a way that is ,um, i don't know maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm"

About claims he is bipolar - "I'm bi-winning. I win here and i win there. Now what?"

About the last time he took drugs "I probably took more than anybody could survive. I was banging 7 gram rocks and finishing them because that's how i roll, i have one speed, I have one gear. go!"

"I've got tigers blood, man"

About people overdosing - "You should have read the directions before you showed up to the party"

"Can't is the cancer of happen"

"Especially when you see how i party man, it was EPIC, the run i was on made Sinatra,Flynn,Jagger,Richards all of them, just made them look like droopy eyed armless children"

"Stay away from the crack, drink chocolate milk"

"I heal really quickly"

"I am on a drug, its called CHARLIE SHEEN"

"Dying's for fools"

"I have tiger blood and adonis dna"

"I'm tired of pretending i'm not special, i'm tired of pretending i'm not bitching, a total freakin' rockstar from mars"

"You can't process me with a normal brain"

"Duh.Winning!"

"She picked a fight with a warlock"

"I've spent i think close to a decade, i don't know, effortlessly and magically converting your tin cans into pure gold"

"I'm on a drug called Charlie Sheen. It's not available because if you try it once, you will die. Your face will melt off and your children will weep over your exploded body."

Man arrested after being caught masturbating in cow dung!!

Couldn't of made it up if i tried!!!!
Yes, unfortunately this is true. David Truscott, 41, of Cornwall UK was given a three year sentence after "sexually gratifing himself in manure" and being discovered "naked and covered in a large amount of slurry and mud, in a quagmire, surrounded by tissues"

Also, hilariously enough, this is not David's (above) first incident at the farm. He has been visiting the same farm for 7 years, and has been caught climbing into a muck spreader, as well as setting fire to outbuildings which killed livestock, after becoming frustrated over the fact the owners cleaned out the muckspreader as an attempt to stop his behaviour.

If that wasn't enough, when his house was searched they found alarming pictures of animals in pornographic situations and containers of heavy mud and slurry.

Only in cornwall!!!!